Snowed In was a lot of fun this past Saturday. VZ was present throughout the day taking mugshot's. Check out some of the ladies we caught throughout the day:
Annie stormed into the local Taco Bell on Friday night with a loaded pistol and a face mask, She then screamed " Give me all your taco's". The cashier resisted and Annie knocked him out with the end of her pistol. When police finally caught up with her in front of Pro Uptown she told police the she had the "munchies".
These ladies run Windsor. A motorcycle enthusiast, a DJ, and a computer prodigy these ladies have a lockdown on the Windsor club scene. They were busted stealing German bootleg dance tracks from a high profile E.U. based DJ. With over $2 million in pending charges, they were forced to shut down Club Moscow in Downtown Windsor.
Natalie was pulled over during a routine traffic stop in Dartmouth. The police became a little suspicious of all the "meaowing" coming from the trunk and decided to search the car. The police came to find out that she was stealing cats in Windsor and dropping them off in Dartmouth.
This badass started stealing her brothers G.I. Joe's at the age of 2 and selling them at day care. She started jacking cars at the age of 3, and was recently busted at a local chopshop. Stoked to be out on her own, she now plans to run things from the inside till she gets out in 2015.
Once a sweet, wholesome girl, Sarah became obsessed with new wave cinema. She cut her dark locks, died her hair, became fluent in Spanish and changed her name to Esperanza. She started robbing banks to maintain her lavish lifestyle. She was busted after a high speed chase on her 1965 Cherry Red Vespa.
This girl was busted steeling toonies out of her grandma's wallet. He parents we so pissed that they brought her in. She'll be spending the next 10 years in a high security boarding school in country.
Melanie gets little out of hand when she drinks. This past Friday she smashed a beer bottle over a guys head at the Palace who tried to grind her while texting another chick. More pissed that most of the guys were drinking light beer, she quickly fled the scene before her anger got the best of her. As you can tell she's a little embarresed.
These girls were brought in on some indecent exposure charges. While changing out of their wetsuits at the beach they like to flash cars driving by.
Emily got pulled over in downtown Halifax. Already busted with a D.U.I. she got a little out of hand and assullted two officers. She was thrown in the drunk tank for the night and continued to scream "give me a drink of whisky" with a slur throughout the night.
These girls recently quit school and moved out on their own. They started a militant group called the Pro Girls. When they are not snowboarding at Martock they can be found robing candy stores and selling Sweedish Berries to the locals outside the mall. We are stoked we finally caught these badasses. I think everyone in Windsor will finally get a goodnights sleep.
Posted by: Guest Blogger - Mark G. (Gooze)
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